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The programming language learning curve, as told by green characters with anger issues. JavaScript and Java will have you hulking out in rage as you battle callback hell and verbose boilerplate code. Meanwhile, Python's sitting there like Shrek – approachable, friendly, and doesn't make you write semicolons after every damn line. It's the programming equivalent of "get out of my swamp" vs "welcome to my swamp, I made you pancakes." The syntax difference is just that dramatic.

Content Planet Deaths 120,315,672,896 Has JavaScript NO NO YES NO NO 9 9 2 NO COINCIDENCE?

THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You ask for a simple yes/no answer and these monsters hit you with "Well, it depends..." followed by a 17-paragraph essay that never actually answers your question! I'm just sitting here SCREAMING at my monitor because all I needed was TRUE or FALSE, not your entire life story converted to a string! The audacity of these people to return a string when a boolean would suffice is the programming equivalent of ordering a coffee and receiving an entire coffee plantation! 😭