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Content WE NEED A WAY TO MAKE JAVA MORE POPULAR UTF-8 BY DEFAULT MORE SWITCH STATEMENT STUFF We could add Operator Overloading THEY COULD BE ABUSED BY THE USER So could any language feature

Content Tawanda Nyahuyerm towernter Recruiters be like: We want someone who can connect to the database using CSS. 17:10 20 Jul 20 Twitter for Android

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of junior devs bringing their deeply nested if-statement monstrosities into code reviews! 💀 Senior devs are literally DYING inside watching these poor souls casually stroll in with their 17 levels of indentation like it's just "a smoothie." HONEY, that's not a smoothie—that's a crime against humanity that would make even the most hardened code reviewer weep! Meanwhile, the senior is standing there having an existential crisis because they spent YEARS learning that anything beyond 2 levels of nesting is basically asking for the debugging equivalent of exploring the nine circles of hell. But sure, bring your "smoothie" to the code review. We'll just be over here hyperventilating into a paper bag!

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Content GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE! Recursion chomp Time Saved Less Lines of Code I Can Actually Read My Code Now chicken thoughts

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