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Content Tweet Angelica Reyes missanjreyes Never mock a beginner, especially when they're working hard to get better. When they ask "stupid questions", just respond and patiently guide them. No need to mock because chances are, they really don't know what to do and they trust that you can help them. 3:43 PM 16 Aug 20 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 3,827 Retweets and comments 12.4K Likes ProgrammerHumor.to

Content Me who learned Java having to learn C: Where String?

Expectation: Writing elegant code with perfect structure and original logic. Reality: WHEEEZE *frantically searching through 2000 lines of code at 3am* "I FORGOR SEMICOLON" And then there's that one missing semicolon that keeps you awake for 4 days straight while your non-programmer friends think you're being dramatic. No, Chad, this isn't like when you "missed her" - this is psychological warfare between me and a punctuation mark that Satan himself invented.

The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

Content Javascript Errors There is an error on line 76 on character 13, vou miss a comma. PowerShell Errors There is an error, fuck you.

Content Everyone: Al is the future and will take over if we let it! Developers watching Al write code that recursively allocates 19 terabvtes of memory to solve fizzbuzz: