After Trying Like 10 Languages

Content DHH dhh 2d "So farewell, TypeScript. May you bring much rigor and satisfaction to your tribe while letting the rest of us enjoy JavaScript in the glorious spirit it was originally designed: Free of strong typing." TYPESCRIPT: TAILWIND: FIRSTTIME? time?

Content Randolph West S randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-p" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17 Proar

Content Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official) BirdRespecter Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways. Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those regardless so I'm definitely Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Man that sucks for you guys, but I'm not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings Please call me. No 4:23 PM Jan 18, 2022 Twitter for Android

Ah, the transformative power of programming languages on the human soul. C++ ages you like you've spent 40 years in a windowless basement debugging memory leaks. JavaScript turns you into someone who's clearly seen things no human should witness—probably undefined is not a function at 2AM. Java makes you oddly corporate and satisfied, like someone who's found comfort in typing AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean 50 times a day. And then there's Python—turning regular humans into those insufferable people who can't stop smiling because they solved in 3 lines what took you 300 in C++. The kind of person who says "isn't that elegant?" unironically.

Content Java: Noo, Enum variants can't contain different data types observe.

Content aws?? in a java backend team?? how queer!! I've never seen such a thing - i must inquire about this further with my supervisor post-haste! aws Java lava lava i guess we doin devops now Java lava aws java