After Trying Like 10 Languages

Programming languages Syntax hell Stockholm syndrome Verbose code Language comparison Boilerplate Coding tears

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After Trying Like 10 Languages

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The programming equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome! After being beaten down by 10 different languages, you finally break and convince yourself that Java's verbose, ceremonial syntax is actually... good? public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket. The tears aren't from sadness—they're from writing 47 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World." Next week you'll be defending checked exceptions as "actually a great design decision."

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