The programming equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome! After being beaten down by 10 different languages, you finally break and convince yourself that Java's verbose, ceremonial syntax is actually... good? public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket. The tears aren't from sadness—they're from writing 47 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World." Next week you'll be defending checked exceptions as "actually a great design decision."
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