You Wouldn't Get It

Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute TRAVESTY of PC building ignorance on display here! 😱 This nephew is committing CARDINAL SINS of hardware understanding - locking his refresh rate at 144Hz while running 1080p (as if that's some technical achievement), drooling over prebuilts when REAL enthusiasts build their own, and claiming he needs more RGB (because obviously more rainbow lights = more computing power). The final nail in this coffin of tech sacrilege? He thinks upgrading from a 3060 Ti to a 4060 is worth bragging about. Honey, that's barely an upgrade - it's like trading your 2015 Honda Civic for a 2016 Honda Civic and calling yourself a car enthusiast! 💅

THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of admitting you're still using an HDD in 2023! Everyone GASPS! The room falls SILENT! Your developer friends look at you with such PITY and DISGUST, like you just confessed to coding in Notepad or still using Internet Explorer! DARLING, the loading times! THE LOADING TIMES! How do you even FUNCTION waiting those EXCRUCIATING extra seconds for your IDE to open?! It's basically technological TORTURE at this point! Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't have RGB lighting on your keyboard either! *faints dramatically*

The harsh reality of display resolution expectations. 1080p looks perfectly fine until you experience 4K. Then suddenly your once-acceptable resolution becomes an unbearable pixelated mess that makes your eyes bleed. It's like drinking gas station coffee for years, then someone gives you a single cup of fancy pour-over, and now you're financially ruined forever. Thanks for the curse of knowledge, technology.

Ah, the mythical Linux battery life! 81% battery with 55 hours remaining while in "Performance" mode? That's not a power management system, that's a fantasy novel . Windows users get excited about 3 hours of battery life while Linux is over here claiming your laptop can outlast the apocalypse. The best part? Someone has it in "High performance" mode, which on any other OS would drain your battery faster than a TikTok scrolling session. Linux is basically saying "I can make your 2012 laptop battery perform like it's powered by arc reactor technology from Iron Man." Sure, Jan. 🙄

Ah yes, the classic "budget gaming PC" paradox. Spend $9,950 on a shiny new RTX GPU, then house it in what appears to be a case salvaged from the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Because priorities! Nothing says "I understand resource allocation" like putting a Formula 1 engine in a rusted-out 1987 Toyota Corolla. The dust alone in that case is probably older than half the games in your Steam library that you'll never play. But hey, at least you can run Crysis at 240fps while slowly developing a respiratory disease from the airborne archaeological dig happening inside your tower.

The ultimate flex in computing isn't fancy algorithms or clean code—it's getting Doom to run on literally anything with a circuit board. The iconic FPS game has been ported to calculators, printers, ATMs, and probably your smart fridge by now. It's basically the "Hello World" of hardware hacking, except with demons and shotguns. Those little cacodemon sprites at the bottom perfectly represent the gleeful chaos developers feel when they manage to cram a 1993 game into yet another device that has absolutely no business running it. Because in the world of tech, the question isn't "can we?" but "why haven't we yet?"