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IP Man Vs The Subnet Mask
Networking Programming
8 days ago 139.9K views 0 shares
IP Man Vs The Subnet Mask
The ultimate networking showdown nobody asked for! On one side, we have IP Man (192.168.0.1) - master of local networks and private addresses. On the other, The Mask (255.255.255.0) - the subnet wizard who decides which IPs get to talk to each other. This is basically what happens in your router every millisecond while you're complaining about lag in your Zoom calls. Two legendary figures battling it out in the digital dojo while your packets desperately try to find their way home.

You Know I'm Something Of A Localhost Myself
Networking Security Programming
1 month ago 144.9K views 0 shares
You Know I'm Something Of A Localhost Myself
The classic "script kiddie threat" scenario gets flipped on its head! When someone tries to intimidate you by claiming they've "hacked" your IP address, but you're smugly aware that 127.0.0.1 is just localhost - literally your own computer. It's like someone threatening to mail a letter to "your house" and you're sitting there thinking "buddy, you just described every mailbox in existence." The peak of script kiddie intimidation tactics meeting actual technical knowledge.

You Wouldn't Get It
Hardware Programming
2 months ago 123.6K views 0 shares
You Wouldn't Get It
The circuit diagram joke that separates the real engineers from the rest of us. That's a buffer gate symbol between "You would" and "it" - literally creating "You wouldn't get it" because the buffer inverts the signal. The kind of joke that makes electrical engineers chuckle quietly while the rest of the dev team wonders why they're always so weird at lunch.

Zero Place
Programming Csharp C++ Algorithms Javascript
5 months ago 177.5K views 0 shares
Zero Place
Ah, the classic programmer joke about array indexing! The medal shows "1 Place" but someone cuts out the "1" to make it "0 Place" - because in most programming languages, arrays start at index 0, not 1. The programmer's smug face in the final panel says it all. He's not celebrating second place, he's celebrating the technically correct place. This is peak programmer pedantry that only true code jockeys would appreciate. The kind of person who'd correct you mid-conversation about proper variable naming conventions.