Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like that tiny cut on your finger from opening a PC case that mysteriously fixes whatever hardware issue you were having. The ancient tech gods demand tribute before granting your computer permission to function again. It's like the computer sees your blood and thinks, "Oh, this human is serious about fixing me. Better start working." Ten years of experience and still sacrificing skin cells to the sharp edges of computer hardware. The real reason IT departments have first aid kits.
The Blood Sacrifice Protocol

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