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In the dystopian future of 2049, the AI overlords are hunting down RAM hoarders like they're war criminals. You thought hiding a few sticks of DDR4 was harmless? Wrong. But our hero here? He's playing 4D chess. "It's DDR5, officer. Bought it before the great shortage of 2025."
The real genius move was panic-buying DDR5 during the shortage like it was toilet paper in 2020. Now he's sitting on hardware that's basically cryptocurrency. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still running Chrome with 8GB and praying to the OOM killer gods.
Fun fact: By 2049, your RAM will probably need its own RAM just to run the bloated Electron apps of the future. But at least you'll be able to open three browser tabs without your system catching fire.
