OH. MY. GATES. The security team just had a collective meltdown! Some hardware genius decided to implement an OR gate using ACTUAL PADLOCKS! If one key works, the whole thing opens! It's like writing code with 50 "return true" statements and wondering why your authentication keeps failing! π
This masterpiece of "physical computing" is what happens when someone takes "hardware implementation" WAY too literally. The compression is *chef's kiss* - absolutely terrible! Security through obscurity has never been so rusty and beautiful!