Sorry Sir, You Can't Just Git Add Everything

Trust issues taken to a whole new level! VS Code's Git integration has the audacity to question if you trust yourself when opening your own project. The suspicious face perfectly captures that moment of existential coding crisis: "Do I even trust my own code? What did past-me hide in these commits?" Self-doubt.exe has been successfully installed.

The AUDACITY of GitHub! First they're like "Enter your password, peasant" and then IMMEDIATELY after you type it in, they hit you with "Actually, passwords are SO last season, darling. Create an access token instead." 💅 It's like inviting someone to a formal dinner party, waiting until they show up in a tuxedo, and then announcing "Sorry, we're actually doing swimwear only now!" The DRAMA! The BETRAYAL! The unnecessary authentication hoops we jump through just to push our mediocre code!

Ah, the GitHub contribution graph that spells out "F*CK" in bright green squares. Classic career suicide by commit history. Pro tip: Your manager doesn't appreciate artistic expression in version control, especially when it takes months of carefully timed commits to execute. Next time maybe try writing unit tests instead of profanity with your work account? That résumé is gonna need updating faster than a npm dependency.

When you inherit a codebase with zero documentation and the original developers have all left the company. The desperate hunt begins! You're not just looking for answers—you're on a full-blown archaeological expedition through commit histories and cryptic variable names. "What does fetchRustySpoon() even do and why does the entire payment system depend on it?!" The best part? Management expects you to add new features while you're still trying to figure out why everything is held together with duct tape and prayers.

Ever tried to push your code only to realize you forgot to add anything? That's basically trying to launch a plane with no passengers! The Git workflow is supposed to be simple: commit your changes, push them to the remote repository, and watch your code take flight. But skip that crucial git add step, and suddenly you're the airline that forgot to board any passengers before takeoff. Nothing quite matches that sinking feeling when you realize your "important fix" was just an empty commit because you skipped the most fundamental step. It's like showing up to a gunfight with finger guns. Pew pew! Your repository remains blissfully unchanged.

Ah, the sacred art of commit messages. The sign demands "Commit messages must contain actual information" while the developer mutters "If those kids could read they'd be very upset." Nothing quite captures the essence of developer rebellion like pushing code with messages like "fixed stuff," "it works now," and the ever-popular "some bug fixes." Sure, future-you will have absolutely no idea what changes were made or why, but present-you saved a whole 15 seconds not documenting properly. Brilliant strategy!