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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Sorry Sir, You Can't Just Git Add Everything

Git Devops Programming
2 months ago 228.1K views 0 shares
Sorry Sir, You Can't Just Git Add Everything
HONEY, YOU CAN'T JUST "GIT ADD" EVERYTHING YOU SEE! The absolute AUDACITY of developers trying to version control compiled files, logs, and compressed archives! Meanwhile, .gitignore is standing there like the responsible adult at the party, desperately trying to save your repo from becoming a 9GB MONSTROSITY. It's the digital equivalent of your mom stopping you from bringing home every single rock you found at the beach. THANK GOD someone's being the voice of reason in this relationship!

The Git Catastrophe: Java Edition

Git Programming Java Debugging
8 months ago 265.6K views 0 shares
The Git Catastrophe: Java Edition
The classic "I'll just work on this quick side project" to "oh god what have I done" pipeline. Five hours of Java coding, feeling all proud about your brilliant creation, only to realize you forgot version control. Now you're frantically typing rm *.java followed by git add *.class commands like a madman, trying to salvage what's left of your dignity. The face of pure desperation in that last panel is the universal developer expression for "I've made a terrible mistake." That moment when you realize you've been adding compiled files instead of source code to your repo is the closest programmers get to an out-of-body experience.

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