Trust Me You Can Wait

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Trust Me You Can Wait

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The gaming backlog paradox strikes again! PC gamers threatening violence over waiting for GTA 6 while simultaneously ignoring their digital hoarding problem is peak irony. We're all that guy with 1000+ unplayed Steam games collected during sales we "couldn't pass up," yet somehow convinced ourselves that this game is the emergency. The cognitive dissonance of having enough untouched content to last several lifetimes while acting like waiting for another AAA title is literal torture. Meanwhile, our Steam libraries silently judge us harder than any hostage-taker ever could.

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