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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of still Googling "how to center a div" after 15 YEARS in this profession! 😭 Your FBI agent went from concerned to downright DISAPPOINTED watching your frontend struggles persist through the decades. The audacity of CSS to remain so utterly HOSTILE after all these years! Centering a div is basically the developer equivalent of trying to fold a fitted sheet - theoretically possible but practically IMPOSSIBLE without selling your soul to the flex-box gods. Even senior developers with gray hair and mortgage payments are still copy-pasting display:flex from Stack Overflow like it's their first day. The struggle is ETERNAL!

Every mobile dev's nightmare in one perfect snippet! 😂 The code shows a mobile app that's determined to drain your battery no matter what. If you have internet? Drain battery. No internet? STILL drain battery. There's literally no escape route for your poor phone's battery life. The irony is that while Kotlin was supposed to make Android development more elegant and efficient, many apps still end up as battery vampires regardless of connection status. It's the "damned if you do, damned if you don't" school of mobile development. And let's be honest - this is why your phone is at 20% by lunchtime even though you've barely touched it. Your apps are having a battery-draining party in your pocket, and you weren't even invited!

Content 6 mins 0 v I respect Ruby, but I don't like it. I like Javascript, but I don't respect it. Like Comment Share and 4 others Ruby is the girl you should marry, because she's sweet and good to you, but she leaves a little to desire. Javascript is the girl who always answers your drunk texts. For better or for worse. Always. Unlike Reply 13 2 4 mins Wow, that's entirely accurate. Like Reply Just now (Obligatory edit: This in no way reflects my actual marriage.) Like Reply Just now