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THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT TORTURE! 😩 First panel: Developer is FORCED to endure the soul-crushing whining of customers about app performance. Second panel: Developer, dead inside, mutters "ok" while contemplating career changes. Third panel: MIRACLE HAPPENS! Developer optimizes code by 200% and briefly experiences joy! Fourth panel: Management IMMEDIATELY ruins everything - "Great, now let's cram in more features until it's slow again!" And the cycle of suffering continues FOREVER! 💀

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The corporate tech meeting from hell. Two folks suggest superficial fixes like "color theory" and "enhanced GUI" while the third person—clearly the only one who's ever shipped anything—dares to suggest maybe, just maybe, the team needs actual time to innovate instead of endless sprints. Of course, he gets thrown out the window. Because in tech, suggesting we slow down and build something good is basically treason. Six years in the industry and I've never once seen a PM say "you know what, let's take a sprint off and fix our technical debt." Nope, just keep sprinting until your knees give out!

Content - actually, front end is more complicated then backend - who made it more complicaed? -who made it more complicated, huh? WHO?!

Content Cher cherthedev Am I testing my code or is it testing me 10:09 PM 20 Oct 20 Twitter Web App

Content bass boosted ACAB lil morgy hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "; thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck 4:27 am 08 Aug 20 Twitter Web App 729 Retweets and comments 6,308 Likes