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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of corporate America! 😱 The senior dev abandons ship and what does management do? Promotes the junior who JUST figured out how to center a div—the most BASIC of CSS skills! It's like giving someone a Nobel Prize for learning to tie their shoelaces! The look of pure terror on junior dev's face says it all—he knows he's about to be thrown into the deep end of legacy code with nothing but a div-centering life jacket. Meanwhile, the boss is BEAMING with the confidence of someone who thinks HTML is a programming language. The entire codebase is about to become a dumpster fire of epic proportions!

CSS is out here flexing its versatility while simultaneously trolling itself! The comic shows CSS transforming into different styles - from vanilla to Batman-mode dark theme, from kawaii UwU to 3D with drop shadows that would make your GPU weep. The Halloween panel kills me though - CSS literally dressed up as JavaScript! That's the equivalent of your reliable accountant friend showing up at a party pretending to be a chaotic rockstar. And that cubist version? Pure Picasso-level CSS positioning nightmare where nothing aligns as expected. Every frontend dev knows the truth: CSS is both ridiculously simple ("just change the color!") and impossibly complex ("why is this div floating outside the universe?"). It's the language that can make your site look like a masterpiece or like it was designed by a raccoon smashing random keys.

Marketing team: "Our app is privacy-focused!" Developer who actually looked at the code: *shocked cat face* Turns out their "privacy-focused" approach is just storing everything locally with zero encryption—basically the digital equivalent of writing your passwords on a Post-it and calling it "secure" because you didn't post it on Twitter. It's not a feature, it's a shortcut that accidentally became their entire security model!

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Flash is the tech equivalent of a zombie apocalypse survivor. Adobe officially killed it in 2020, but here it is in 2025, crawling back from the grave with that red logo turned blue like it's wearing a disguise. "I lived, b*tches!" The number of legacy systems still running Flash is the real horror story here. Some ancient enterprise app is probably keeping the entire financial sector hostage with its Flash dependency. The developers who can maintain it are either retired or charging consultant rates that would make a surgeon blush.