She is a web developer

Content Positive "I love this language!" V "It certainly has its ups and downs, but it's still a good language V Critique "This doesn't make sense. Who thought this was a good idea?" V Negative "Fuck this, this language sucks V Knowledge The Language Learning curve Or the "Extended Dunning-Kreuger (ish) Effect" May also apply to natural languages

Content Must haves this is an AND) N years in a software engineering role supporting real production systems at scale (for reasonable N). You've built shit; you've broken shit; you've gotten the 2am Pager Duty call and saved the day. Experience with Node, Postgres, Snowflake, PrefectAirflow, and other related technologies. If you think these are dumb choices, tell us why. Be smart and get shit done. Be a doer and a risk-taker. Nice to haves (this is an OR) Experience in web 2 ad tech, attribution, or user growth. You know how the Web 2 user sausage is made. Knowledge of and interest in crypto protocols and Web 3 projects. Experience with blockchain data tooling and infrastructure (what little there is). ProdrammerHumor io

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First day or tenth year, we're all still Googling regex patterns for email validation. That fancy CS degree and decade of experience? Worthless when faced with the eldritch horror of ^[\w-\.]+@([\w-]+\.)+[\w-]{2,4}$ . Nobody memorizes that nightmare fuel. The only difference between junior and senior devs is seniors have the confidence to copy-paste without pretending they wrote it themselves.

Content WHY AREN'T YOU CODING? NO INTERNET. YOU COULD CHECK TWITTER TO SEE IF OTHER PEOP- NO INTERNET. DAMMIT, SORRY. HUH. IS IT A PROBLEM WITH THE ISP? WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THEIR WEBS- NO INTERNET. DAMMIT, RIGHT, RIGHT. I CAN YOU CALL THE ISP? SURE, WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? IT SHOULD BE ON THEIR W- NO INTERNET. DAMMIT! WHYARENTYOUCODING.COM

Content Jeremy O JeremyTechDev 23h As a developer, how do you call yourself? dev? developer? programmer? software engineer? software developer? juniorsenior engineer? 9 326 17 87 8 willCodeForFood!! LuboValkov 544 Replying to JeremyTechDev "I make websites" 15:52 29 Jul 22 Twitter for Android