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Content Zoe Schiffer ZoeSchiffer NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1 5:56 PM Nov 18, 2022 Twitter Web App 4,135 Retweets 3,149 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes 17 Tweet your reply Reply Zo Schiffer ZoeSchiffer 1h Replying to ZoeSchiffer Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2

The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DELUSION of non-tech people thinking their programmer boyfriends are elite hackers who can destroy digital worlds! Meanwhile, the so-called "hacker boyfriend" is frantically Googling "how to declare variables in HTML" — which is LITERALLY like asking how to put water in a toaster! HTML doesn't even HAVE variables! It's a markup language! The boyfriend is so far from hacking anything he's basically trying to teach a potato to sing opera! 💀

Content So. You just graduated from a React bootcamp, you have 3 months of experience, and you want a 300k base salary bonus, remote only, unlimited paid holidays and of course, equity. Is that right? Yes sir. I know my worth. djaiss

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