Full Stack Developain

Ah yes, the classic "programming languages are for humans" revelation that hits like a truck when you've been staring at assembly code for 12 hours straight. The bus driver's threat perfectly captures that senior dev energy when explaining to newbies why we need syntax highlighting, proper indentation, and comments. Meanwhile, somewhere a C++ developer is writing code that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard, muttering "it's perfectly readable" while their coworkers silently update their resumes.

Content Bhavesh Kakwani beyond sol 10h u ain't a true full-stack dev till u know the entire stack: - fermions bosons - atoms - molecules - transistors crystals - NAND gates - binary - assembly - C kernel - backend - frontend

Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.

Content 72 of Javascript developers are bad at math. I'm glad I'm in the other 38

The inevitable hipster-ification of web development has arrived. Just like artisanal coffee shops charging $9 for "hand-poured" water, we'll soon have developers selling "organic, handwritten, non-AI websites" at premium prices. Next they'll be telling us their HTML is free-range and their CSS was harvested during a full moon. Can't wait for the "small-batch, locally-sourced JavaScript" trend to hit.

The MGM lion is the perfect mascot for web development. On the frontend, you've got this majestic, polished beast roaring confidently at users. Flip to the backend and it's just some poor exhausted dev sprawled across a table with their code running upside down and backwards. The backend is where dreams and clean architecture go to die, but hey—at least the users get to see a pretty lion! Ten years in the industry and I still can't tell if I'm the lion or the guy face-planted on the keyboard. Probably depends on the sprint.