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Content ferlatte 12 days ago The Second Life updater just downloaded the updater.exe from the website and ran it with no validation. One day, that returned a 404. Cool thing about Win32: if you try to run an EXE, Windows checks to see if it's a valid format (PE). If it's not, it assumes that it's a COM: 16 bit 86 instructions, no header, no validation. The 404 page, when interpreted as 86 bytecode, effectively opened the LPT DOS device and wrote garbage into it. Windows would map that into your actual printer driver in some cases if you had a printer connected directly to your computer. Cheap inkjet printers don't do any validation, so they would freak out, spew paper, and in one case, physically break.

Content My facebook suddenly split in half and this screen popped up with all these random cyber space options and it was like watching and assessing things s00000 weird? and talking about child... and children being forced WTF????? is this some sort of cyber police thing that my IP was accedently allowed to access so i could help stop child abuse on the net or am i going crazy???? has this happened to anyone else??? - (4 feeling confused. Like Comment Share 10 hours ago console impector Debugger Style Editor Profiler IS Security a Logging Clear 22:19:20.120 A Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element -webkit-input-placeholder'. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector 22:19:20.120 a Unknown oseudo-class or oseudo-eterences-anouolacenoider. rulese agnoreo que co ode seleccor. 22421:37 93 Enory string oassed to Getelerentando a XUL box for div element contained an inline span child, forcing all its children to be wrapped in a block. 22:23:17.983 A error in parsing value for left. Declaration dropped. a liter dutput uJefg213FH.css:48 uJefg213FH.css:51 bt J3d7p2y7.Js:47 -BBmvPhaY1.js:97 photo.php 22:25:28.965 GET httes:3-0-06-ash2.chennel.focebook.compull?channelug100304713670425.10n1376c11entd2672074c5cba1k286401es-16copAGmodenst reansformataisonINTTPA.12001

Content It works on desktop! THE MYTH OF A Working Webpage It works on all these mobile browsers! Screw you! 00 ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?

BEHOLD! The most DRAMATIC hierarchy of developer suffering ever witnessed! 💀 While SREs at unicorn startups and embedded engineers at major automakers are mingling at some fancy tech party, our poor web dev hero stands ALONE with his party hat, having just completed the MOST GRUELING task known to mankind — a website for a local mom & pop jewelry store! The sheer AUDACITY of those tech elites to not understand the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE of explaining to Mrs. Jenkins why her nephew's "design ideas" won't work, or the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of making a carousel that doesn't break on Internet Explorer! The TRAUMA of hearing "can you make the logo bigger" for the 47th time! Neighborhood web devs are the UNSUNG HEROES battling in the trenches of client expectations while the tech elite sip their kombucha in their ergonomic chairs!

Content PHP CEO PHP CEO I KNOW THE THREAT OF IMMINENT NUCLEAR WAR IS MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT BUT WE STILL HAVE 7 OUTSTANDING BUGS AND ONLY FIVE MORE DAYS LEFT IN THIS SPRINT IF THE WORLD DOESNT END OUR VELOCITY IS REALLY GOING TO TAKE A HIT 12:46 PM Feb 27, 2022 Twitter Web App 437 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 2,788 Likes

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern software development in one horrifying image! 😱 Someone is literally using a series of adapters stacked on top of each other just to plug something in! It's the digital equivalent of building a Jenga tower of frameworks, libraries, and dependencies just to print "Hello World"! The sheer AUDACITY of needing 17 layers of abstraction to accomplish what should be a SIMPLE TASK. And don't even get me started on how this is EXACTLY what happens when you try to make React talk to that legacy Java backend through six different middleware services. The horror! The DRAMA! The unnecessarily complex architecture diagrams!