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Content lbaum oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit" but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30, 2015 Twitterrific for Mac

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DARLING, the BETRAYAL! Backend passing a note with HTTP status codes instead of a proper error object! The absolute AUDACITY! 🙄 Frontend's face says it all - "You expect me to work with THIS?!" Backend just casually tossing over raw status codes (200 for success, 500 for server error) when everyone knows frontend deserves a PROPERLY FORMATTED JSON error with actual useful information! The DRAMA of cross-team communication! It's like getting a breakup text that just says "relationship = null" - GIVE ME DETAILS, PEOPLE!

Congratulations on your corporate developer position! Your six-figure salary now compensates you for the thrilling adventures of: • Spending 3 hours waiting for IT to grant you access to a system you need for 5 minutes of work • Sitting through meetings that could've been emails while secretly coding your side project • Mastering proprietary tools built by someone who left 7 years ago with zero documentation • The exhilarating cycle of changing a button from blue to slightly-less-blue, then back again because "the VP didn't like it" • Rearranging JSON only to put it back exactly how it was because "there's a bug somewhere" • Frozen in carbonite during release freezes while your productivity slowly suffocates • Teaching interns how to use tools you barely understand yourself • Changing passwords every 30 days to increasingly complex combinations that you'll inevitably store in a text file called "definitely_not_passwords.txt" But hey, the coffee's free! (When the machine works.)

Content Bhavesh Kakwani beyond sol 10h u ain't a true full-stack dev till u know the entire stack: - fermions bosons - atoms - molecules - transistors crystals - NAND gates - binary - assembly - C kernel - backend - frontend

Content "Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Javascript." JEFF ATWOOD