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Content anthraxlobster Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and I'm 90 sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." digitaldiscipline "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?" indistinct vocals "Dave, l've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." purewriting "I can't get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" passes a scroll a few moments of silence "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" angrily scribbles on parchment (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) crazy-pages don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. drackir Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. beachfox You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT! 53,471 notes u

The duality of programmer existence in stick figure form! On the left, a red error has our stick friend in full existential meltdown mode: "Holy shit we're all gonna die!!!!" Meanwhile, on the right, a yellow warning could literally be announcing the heat death of the universe, and our programmer is just... snoozing through it. Warnings are basically just spicy comments at this point. Your code has 47 warnings? Whatever, ship it. But ONE error? Time to question your career choices, update your resume, and possibly fake your own death.

Ah, the classic UX principle "Don't Make Me Think" meets reality. The developer proudly creates what they believe is an elegant, intuitive teapot UI. Meanwhile, the user gets a face full of coffee trying to figure out which obscure spout actually pours the liquid. It's the perfect metaphor for when developers build "user-friendly" interfaces that somehow require a PhD to operate. The road to unusable software is paved with developers who never watched a single user test.

Content Spotify Status y SpotifyStatus Something's not quite right, and we're looking into it. Thanks for your reports! 10:22 AM Mar 8, 2022 Twitter Web App 806 Retweets 653 Quote Tweets 6,204 Likes The junior dev at Spotify who just pushed to production accidentally ProarammerHumor.

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The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.