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Browser vendors these days are in an abusive relationship with their users. One hand choking you with "VC FUNDED INNOVATION" (aka whatever shiny feature will please investors), while the other smacks you with "USELESS AI FEATURE" nobody asked for. Meanwhile, poor Chromium is just sitting there as the foundation that actually makes everything work. The modern browser experience in a nutshell: "Here's your RAM-devouring browser with 57 AI assistants that can't figure out how to load a simple webpage without crashing!"

Developer: "Tea bags are so intuitive they don't need instructions." End user: *dunks entire tea bag, wrapper and all, into hot water* And that's why we write documentation for even the most "obvious" features. Users will find ways to break your software that you couldn't imagine in your worst fever dreams. The line between intuitive and incomprehensible is thinner than your project deadline.

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When you spend 3 hours fighting with display: flex and justify-content: center to center a div, you absolutely deserve a trophy. The self-awarded "World's Best CSS Developer" award is the programmer equivalent of giving yourself a participation trophy after debugging why your navbar won't align properly for the 47th time. CSS: the only language where you can be simultaneously a genius and completely clueless. One moment you're crafting beautiful responsive layouts, the next you're Googling "how to center a div" for the millionth time like it's your first day on the job. The fact that someone actually 3D printed this trophy suggests they either have incredible self-awareness or they've finally snapped after one too many z-index battles. Props for the commitment though—most of us just settle for the imposter syndrome and call it a day.

Content Companies be like: Woe is me, such a lack of skilled programmers everywhere. Quick flood the market with skills we need! junior developer? 10 years experience. 8 years with random library. complete complex algorithms that has nothing to do with job duties. work weekends and overtime. be responsible for devOPs. design, frontend, backend, hosting, and reports 10 years experience 40k yr take it or leave it punk

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