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When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

Oh. My. GOD! The eternal programmer duality captured in one glorious doge meme! 💅 On Monday: "This framework is LITERALLY GARBAGE?! Fine! I'll build my own spectacular tool from scratch because I'm a coding GODDESS and nothing can stop my genius!" *dramatically rolls up sleeves* On Friday: "You know what? This feature isn't even that important. Who even NEEDS authentication? Not my problem anymore! *throws feature in trash* PROJECT SCOPE REDUCED, DARLING!" *collapses dramatically* The whiplash between "I can rebuild civilization with code" and "I surrender completely" happens approximately every 72 hours in a developer's life. It's called ✨balance✨

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