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WHY AREN’T YOU CODING? NO INTERNET. YOU COULD CHECK TWITTER TO SEE IF OTHER PEOP- NO INTERNET. DAMMIT, SORRY. HUH. IS IT A PROBLEM WITH THE ISP? WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THEIR WEBS- NO INTERNET. DAMMIT, RIGHT, RIGHT. I CAN YOU CALL THE ISP? SURE, WHAT’S THEIR NUMBER? IT SHOULD BE ON THEIR W- NO INTERNET. DAMMIT! WHYARENTYOUCODING.COM