All of my projects be like:

Content Me peacefully writing CSS code 12522 Fucking Firefox

Top frame: a pristine school bus on tracks, representing your in-house team's meticulously crafted code. Bottom frame: same bus getting absolutely demolished by a train - that's what happens when management decides to save a few bucks by hiring the cheapest offshore devs they could find on Fiverr. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like watching your beautiful architecture get flattened by someone who thinks "code documentation" means adding random comments in broken English. The project timeline just went from "on schedule" to "we're completely derailed."

Content Please do not eat in the Computer lab. The ants will get in and learn HTML and get too smart and knowledge is power, but power corrupts so they ll turn evil and start hacking people

Content Cory Kelley johncoryk 18h Me: googling how to extend a div outside the parent container for like the billionth time.. Other people: I made this with CSS!

Content It's beautiful PURE 100 JAVASCRIPT BACKEND NO FRAMEWORKS START TIME 0.05 SEC 1 mE

Content Imagine if humans lived for 500 years. It'd be so awesome Job requirement: 100 years of JavaScript experience for junior dev dogfip.con