Valentine's day story

Content 14 15 16 17 define yeet throw if (tRsp.error) yeet new std: :exception();

Content An average programmer's main job is to track down and fix bugs that shouldn't exist inside software that shouldn't exist build on frameworks that shouldn't exist for companies that shouldn't exist solving problems that shouldn't exist in industry niches that shouldn't exist.

Content Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT!!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.

Content When it's a few hours before the deadline and you've noticed a bigger bug than the one you've been working on for 5 hours ATARI I'LL JUST PUT THIS OVER HERE WITH THE REST OF THE FIRE.

Content Line 31 was not a Bug. 14 Bugs remain

Content When you take 12 hours to find the fix you should have caught in 5 minutes