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Content Junior Dev Intermediate Dev Senior Dev console. log ("x is." -x); console.log(x is x); console. log ("x is", -);

Content Friend: how long have you been working on that bug fix? Me: since 5pm Friend: but it's 4pm Me:

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Content fembot fembOt Jul 18 This is some kind of metaphor Who fixes a clock like this?? 16 17 75 471 1 A Tip sLAM mycoliza Replying to fembot "who fixes a clock like this?" programmers. a person who fixes a clock like this is called a "programmer" 12:57 AM Jul 18, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Content "UGH.I CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE UNTIL FIX THIS BUG 5 MiNUTES SIR LATER AWE OGIKED THE BUG. LOOKS LIKE UM DONE COB THE DAY ProgrammerHumor.

Ah, the classic "I'll just wing it without version control" tragedy. Four months of work obliterated by a cursor mishap because someone thought Git was just a British insult. This poor soul is basically asking "how do I lock the barn door?" after the horse has not only escaped but taken the entire barn with it. The irony of asking about backups after losing everything is the silent scream every tech lead hears in their nightmares. Pro tip: If your "backup strategy" is crossing your fingers and whispering "please don't break" to your computer, you might want to reconsider your life choices. Or at least install Git.