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Content Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." 'We made a shooter game "Try out our new gamet "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : "Optimization? "Our game is 500GB. "Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because you, that's why."

Content Me showing my work to my supervisor and an unexpected bug comes up Don't let these glasses fool you I'm very stupid memes

Content Nate Prouty infonate Replying to DailyDevTips1 In addition to git, l've used: - CVS - subversion - mercurial - visual source safe Alvin Crespo alvincrespo Replying to infonate and DailyDevTips1 Does suffixing your project folder with a version number count?

The eternal developer cycle: spend 8 hours heroically battling bugs, refusing to read documentation that would've solved everything in 5 minutes. Then swear you'll "do better next time" while we all know damn well you'll make the exact same choice again. The sword of stubbornness cuts both ways - sometimes you learn deeply by struggling, but mostly you're just wasting your Thursday because "how hard could this be?"

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