They'll probably "fix" it by using an unsigned long instead

Content References 418 I'm a teapol Y Filter 414 URI Too Long 415 Unsupported Media Type 416 Range Not Satisfiable 417 Expectation Failed 418 I'm a teapot 421 Misdirected Request 422 Unprocessable Content 423 Locked English (US) 418 I'm a teapot The HTTP 418 I'm a teapot client error response code indicates that the server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot. A combined coffeetea pot that is temporarily out of coffee should instead return 503. This error is a reference to Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol defined in April Fools' jokes in 1998 and 2014. Some websites use this response for requests they do not wish to handle, such as automated queries. Status 418 I'm a teapot Specifications

Content The Future Programmer TheProgrammerMe Me doing bug fixes in production 3:55 pm 16 Feb 22 Twitter for Android

Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.

The absolute chad move of rewriting half the codebase and calling it "minor changes" before disappearing into the void. Nothing says "I'm the main character" like dropping a 4000-line bomb on your colleagues and then strutting away while they try to figure out what the hell just happened. The git commit history will remember your name long after you've gone home to enjoy your weekend.

Content IDEs Unused variables

Content Expectation when you start learning how to program Reality can be whatever I want. When you actually try to do it I have been debugging... FOR 30 HOURS!!!