The Ultimatum of the coding process

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The eternal programmer's dilemma captured perfectly! On the left, we have the desperate developer frantically searching for documentation like Batman on a vengeance quest: "WHERE IS IT?!" Meanwhile, on the right is Bugs Bunny with that smug "NO" when it's their turn to write documentation. This is basically every codebase ever. We all want comprehensive docs when we're trying to understand someone else's cryptic code, but when it's time to document our own "perfectly self-explanatory" masterpiece? Suddenly we're too busy for such trivial matters. The hypocrisy is *chef's kiss*.

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This is peak programmer humor that only works if you_know() Python. The function literally prints "you know" and then there's a variable called youKnow set to True, so the condition is always met. It's basically the code equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "you know what I mean?" after every sentence, except this one actually executes. The recursive call at the end is just *chef's kiss* - infinite "you know" statements until your stack overflows... just like that one coworker who can't finish a thought without saying "you know" fifteen times.