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THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

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Content I have set aside an entire week for fixing this bug if (herp derp) Build: succeeded Unit tests: 100 complete, 0 errors Integration tests: 100 complete, 0 errors Regression tests: 100 complete, 0 errors git merge: 0 conflicts if (herp derp) Well okay then. https:w.reddit.com ProarammerHumor

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OH. MY. GOD. This is literally the PHP developer's mantra in its purest form! While your codebase is LITERALLY ON FIRE with security vulnerabilities, deprecated functions, and spaghetti code that would make an Italian chef weep, you're just over here perfecting your eyeliner game! 💅 PHP devs have mastered the art of selective blindness - ignoring warnings, notices, and that one function that's been "temporarily" patched since PHP 5.3. Meanwhile, they're strutting around with their perfectly styled syntax, acting like they didn't just use a 15-year-old framework to build a modern web app! The gothic aesthetic is just *chef's kiss* perfect - because maintaining PHP in 2024 is basically a horror movie where you're both the victim AND the killer!