My All Time Dilemma

Content Compiler: throws errors Me: retry to compile anyway Compiler: Wanna see me do it again?

Content What age you made your first kiss? Discussion in Teenagers by KaviBreal 1 5.6K Q 2.5K 6h 3,0 6 12 RepresentativeDig718 1 315 1 Traceback (most recent call last): In line 1 of the code you submitted: print (firstkissage) NameError:firstkissage is not defined 5h

Content Luna-Fae Eclipse's Really Unneces.... V lunafaeeclipse "Alpha Male" the early version of a male, before testing and bug fixes. Unstable and not suitable for the public 6:28 AM 27 Mar 18 12.8K Retweets 39.2K Likes 17

Forget sharks, serial killers, or even death itself. The true nightmare fuel is that one competitive programming problem that's been haunting your GitHub for three years. You know, the one where you've tried 47 different approaches, scrolled through StackOverflow until your finger developed carpal tunnel, and still get "Time Limit Exceeded" on test case #217. The problem that makes you question your entire career choice at 2AM while surrounded by energy drink cans and broken dreams. Death is merciful – CP problems are forever.

When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.

Content Tawanda D towernter Senior dev: work on this task Junior dev: what if i get stuck? Senior dev: ask me if you get stuck few minutes later: