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Content ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PM GAVE TO ME 5 TINY BUGS, 4 LOGAJ LOGS 3 SLACK THREADS, 2 PULL REQUESTS AND A FEATURE CHANGE BEFORE CODE FREEZE

Ah, the infamous triple authentication check! Because checking once if a user is authorized wasn't paranoid enough, so let's do it THREE times in nested if statements. It's like telling your crush "Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" before believing they actually like you. The funniest part? This code would functionally be identical to a single authorization check. It's the security equivalent of locking your door, then checking it's locked, then checking again... while leaving your windows wide open. Somewhere, a senior developer is having heart palpitations looking at this redundant security theater.

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Content Aaron Patterson V tenderlove V I like to add and f any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 1:21 AM Apr 20, 2016 Echofon 3.8K Retweets 5.4K Likes

Content Chri S cherrikissu Can websites please stop the trend of giving error messages that are like "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!" And just give me a fucking error code so I can try and fix it 31018, 12:27 PM

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