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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of every developer's existence captured in one image! 😱 Your current project is literally a Jenga tower on the verge of collapse, held together by duct tape and prayers, and what does your wandering eye do? Falls hopelessly in love with that seductive new JavaScript runtime with its cute little face and promises of "better performance" and "revolutionary features." MEANWHILE, your actual responsibility is about to CRASH AND BURN spectacularly! We've all been there, abandoning our fragile code architecture to chase the next shiny framework that will supposedly solve all our problems. Spoiler alert: IT WON'T! But will that stop us from doing it again next week? ABSOLUTELY NOT! 💅

Content Properly doing error handling Throwing the entire code in a trycatch

Content Dave Rubin RubinReport 34m Replying to RubinReport "A Fractal Rube Goldberg Machine." That's what elonmusk called Twitter. As they fix the code more problems arise. A delicate balance he likened to a Jenga tower. One wrong move the whole thing collapses. They're working nonstop, and both times I met him were after midnight. GIF ProarammerHumor.io

Content Be difficult to forget. Oracle, how can I live forever? Should I create art Should I be famous? Or powerful? Create a useful library with bugs and don't make it open source

Content Every Programmer: "Do what I WANT you to do, not what I TELL you to do!"

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