I Hope This Is Not Common Knowledge

Reading documentation in a language you don't understand is basically the programmer's version of this French phrase book story. You confidently copy that Stack Overflow snippet, run it, and suddenly your terminal is screaming at you in 17 different error messages—none of which make any sense. The "vibe coders" line is pure gold. That's what we call devs who just throw random code at the problem until something works without understanding why. They're the ones who paste jQuery solutions into React apps and wonder why everything's on fire. Been in this industry 15 years and I'm still occasionally a vibe coder. We all are when deadline pressure hits and the client's breathing down our neck. Good luck indeed.

The perfect encapsulation of game developer paranoia! When someone asks about their game's progress, they immediately assume the person has heard some terrible news. That nervous smile says it all - "My game is totally fine and definitely not a buggy mess held together by duct tape and prayers! Why? Did GitHub leak my commit messages about the physics engine being 'temporarily' disabled since 2021?" This is the digital equivalent of responding to "How are you?" with "Why? What have people been saying about me?!"

Content Me writing object Object into forms on websites I dont like 38 The dev trying to reproduce and debug it

Content Let's just edit 4 lines of code... In and out. 20 minute adventure. 4 HOURS LATER.. I don't know what the hell this thing is... I've never seen an error message like this in my life!

That bittersweet moment when your senior dev raises a champagne toast to retirement while you're sitting in the flames of legacy code hell. Nothing says "congratulations" quite like inheriting 20,000+ search results across thousands of files with zero documentation. The classic knowledge transfer plan: "It's all in the codebase somewhere, good luck!" Just imagine the commit messages from 1992: "temporary fix, will refactor later" and "don't touch this part, it works but I don't know why."

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of coding with modern IDEs! 🎭 You start typing ONE MEASLY LINE of code and your IDE throws a full-blown TANTRUM like a toddler who found their sandwich cut in rectangles instead of triangles! "WHAT IS THAT?! TELL ME RIGHT NOW!" It's practically SCREAMING at you with red squiggly lines EVERYWHERE! But then... you finish the line and suddenly it's all "oh lol nvm" like that toxic friend who just accused you of ruining their life but then checked their calendar and realized it's actually THEIR fault. The AUDACITY! 💅