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The glorious fall of programmer dignity, visualized in perfect clarity. Once upon a time, developers were digital demigods who wrote code without AI crutches, built entire games in Assembly (because apparently suffering builds character), crafted code that literally sent humans to the moon, and performed memory management wizardry by hand. Fast forward to today's pathetic reality: developers frantically Googling how to center a div (still an unsolved mystery of computer science), begging ChatGPT to fix basic syntax errors, getting permanently trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer Hotel California, and introducing three new bugs while fixing one—a net negative contribution to humanity. The evolution from muscle-bound coding titans to helpless brain-worms perfectly captures how we've traded actual knowledge for dependency on tools. Progress!

When a junior dev thinks the codebase is some kind of rocket science, but the senior devs are just celebrating that someone else has to deal with their spaghetti code now! 🍝👨‍💻 The seniors are partying like NASA after a successful mission while the junior is completely clueless that the "complex" code is actually just years of technical debt and hacks held together with digital duct tape. It's the classic dev team initiation - welcome to the chaos you poor, innocent soul!

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