Had to pullover, thought i was about to crash

Ah, the eternal Stack Overflow waiting game! You pour your heart and soul into crafting the perfect question, triple-check your code snippets, hit submit, and then... crickets. Just you, refreshing the page every 30 seconds like a monkey waiting for a banana. Meanwhile, your deadline creeps closer, your coffee gets colder, and your will to live diminishes with each passing minute. The only response? Some guy marking it as duplicate of a 2011 thread that has absolutely nothing to do with your problem. Sweet validation that you're not just talking to the void would be nice!

Content What would you write on your own tombstone? in AskReddit by 1 3.0K Q2.8K 10h 02.03 8 16 "A fatal error has occurred." 7h

Content Coworker: so how did you solve the bug? Me: Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In computer science, the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. It is named for the ostrich effect which is defined as "to stick one's head in the sand and pretend there is no problem". It is used when it is more cost-effective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention. Prodrammerumor.

First you hate LaTeX with its bizarre syntax and formatting quirks. Then you reluctantly try it. Next thing you know, you're completely entranced by those perfectly typeset equations and bibliographies that actually work. It's the Stockholm syndrome of document preparation systems. You start screaming at it, then you're eating out of its hand, and finally you're staring dreamily into space wondering how you ever lived without those beautiful kerned mathematical symbols.

Content Me: praying that my code compiles after 300 new lines The compiler: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

Content earthquake Alien attack thunderstorm BITTERSWEET Remembers how to fix error on line 56