Guys We Have An Enemy

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When your SaaS business is running on a shoestring budget, but security is just a suggestion! Nothing says "enterprise-grade" like storing your entire user authentication data in the browser's local storage where anyone with F12 and 3 brain cells can access it. Firebase auth tokens just chilling in plain sight like they're sunbathing on a public beach. Password security? More like "password suggestion." Who needs proper backend authentication when you can just hope nobody knows how to open dev tools? This is what happens when "move fast and break things" meets "I learned coding from a $12.99 Udemy course that was 80% off."

Content when you haven't used a language in years but you still manage to write a program without syntax errors: I'm still worthy!

Ever been deep in debugging hell when a PM leans over your shoulder and says "have you tried restarting it?" That's this meme in a nutshell. The big Spider-Man represents developers actually doing the hard work of tracking down and fixing bugs - you know, the people who understand memory leaks aren't fixed with duct tape. Meanwhile, the tiny Spider-Man is every project manager and designer who's "helping" by suggesting you change the button color or asking if you've checked Stack Overflow. Sure buddy, I'll add that to my Jira backlog right after I finish untangling this spaghetti code someone wrote five years ago and documented with "// magic, don't touch."

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