Guys We Have An Enemy

Content C is shit 34 34 C is shit C is shit 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145 C it's alrigth

Content NO YOU CANT JUST REBOOT TO FIX THE PROBLEM. FIGURE OUT THE ROOT CAUSE AND FIX THAT 34 34 REBOOT WILL FIX THE PROBLEM REBOOT WILL FIX THE PROBLEM 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Ah, the classic "I'm a hacker" flex that crumbles faster than a website with no CSRF protection. This meme perfectly captures that moment when someone brags about their "elite hacking skills" but can't actually name a single CVE number or explain what SQL injection is. It's like claiming you're a chef because you can microwave ramen. The second panel's challenge to "name every vulnerability" is that perfect reality check we all need to deliver to the cousin who "hacked" their ex's Facebook by using a saved password. The final "I set the bar too low" admission is just *chef's kiss* - the universal experience of realizing that in the world of security, the Dunning-Kruger effect has claimed another victim.

Content There's a thing called "Rubber duck debugging" in which a programmer explains the code to a rubber duck in hopes of finding the bug

That perfect synchronicity of hitting deploy and immediately getting a notification is the universe's way of saying "you forgot something critical." It's like Murphy's Law of Deployment—your phone will only ring with an urgent issue the exact microsecond your finger leaves the deploy button. The code was perfect in dev, passed all tests, survived code review... but somehow you can feel that production is about to catch fire. Time to prepare your "working on a fix" message while frantically scanning logs!

Content Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs