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Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev a EDEV BASEename exist ok True) actidir CONDABASEename'etccondaa deacdir CONDABASEename etcconda os. makedirs (acts dir, existok True) os.makedirs deac exist con actidir'edevon.sh' eoff a deac dir'edevoff.sh' if not os.path.is link(con): os. symlink(BIN'edevon.sh', con) if not os-path os.symlink(BIN x Syntax error on token throws interface exp Syntax error on token expected after this tC Syntax error, insert SimpleName to complete Qi Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert to complete MethodDeclar Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 asyntax error on token expected after this toke Syntax error, insert J to compiete InterfaceBod TextProcessorUsing Hashmaps.java The method fileAnalysish is undefined for the type FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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The universal law of programming uncertainty: when your code works on the first attempt, it's not a victory—it's suspicious . Just like successfully plugging in a USB on the first try, it defies the natural order of the universe. That momentary pause where you question reality itself... "Wait, no compiler errors? No runtime exceptions? No stack trace from hell?" Seasoned devs know this feeling all too well—success without suffering feels like a trap. The debugging instinct kicks in harder when things actually work than when they don't!

The moment you installed Jenkins, thinking it would make your CI/CD pipeline smoother, but six months later you're knee-deep in YAML hell, debugging cryptic build failures at 2 AM while the smug Jenkins mascot just sits there... smiling . That's not a helpful butler, that's a sadistic taskmaster who convinced you that automation would be "easy." Famous last words before your weekends disappeared forever.