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Java: "We use private keywords for encapsulation and data hiding." Developers: "Hold my reflection API." The left side shows the ultimate Java encapsulation heist - using reflection to forcibly access a private field. It's like telling someone their house is secure while showing them exactly how to pick the lock. Sure, Java tries to protect your data with private keywords, but reflection just walks in through the bathroom window with a smug grin. After 15 years of coding, I've seen this "elegant solution" in production more times than I care to admit. Security through obscurity at its finest!

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Ever been deep in debugging hell when a PM leans over your shoulder and says "have you tried restarting it?" That's this meme in a nutshell. The big Spider-Man represents developers actually doing the hard work of tracking down and fixing bugs - you know, the people who understand memory leaks aren't fixed with duct tape. Meanwhile, the tiny Spider-Man is every project manager and designer who's "helping" by suggesting you change the button color or asking if you've checked Stack Overflow. Sure buddy, I'll add that to my Jira backlog right after I finish untangling this spaghetti code someone wrote five years ago and documented with "// magic, don't touch."

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Content So today I saw a cockroach in my window and I ran to the garage to grab the raid. I did it so fast I didn't realize it was a silver spray can.... Now I don't even want to kill it because he is so cool now. He didn't die btw nickelradeon 1772 points 13h Call Google that you found a bug in chrome. Reply

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