For The Glory Of The God

Rubber duck debugging Accessibility Screen reader Developer life Burnout A11y Developer struggles

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For The Glory Of The God

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God really said "let there be suffering" and gave us bodies perfectly optimized for debugging hell.

Eyes bloodshot from marathon coding sessions? That's not a bug, that's a feature. Mouth for rubber duck debugging instead of actually talking to your teammates? Divine intervention. Ears tuned to hear screen readers test accessibility (because we all know nobody actually does manual a11y testing until the lawsuit arrives)? Blessed.

And hands—those precious carpal tunnel factories—designed specifically to translate caffeine into semicolons at 2 AM. The whole package is basically a developer starter kit from the heavens.

The real kicker is "everything has its purpose"—yeah, the purpose is pain. But hey, at least we're suffering with intention now. Glory to the LORD of merge conflicts and production bugs.

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