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Content 558 mart Expo ME WAITING FOR COMPLINGTOEND: 4. 50 8, A h Please wait patiently for the failure of the system. imaflio.com

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT TODAY I BROKE PRODUCTION

Content Yeah, so we have a memory leak 12:13 12:13 well that looks easy to fix at least every tick check the memory when its about to crash, spawn an unkillable boss ez 12:14 player dies before the game crashes 12:15 Sent Via Skype v Als Messages: Off

Content nerdsandgamersitw: sueslayer: captoring: just-shower-thoughts: Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates. nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don't really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better so I'm a bethesda game - me 25 points 1 day ago Is it a bug or a feature? permalink parent - bethesda 59 points 1 day ago Yes permalink parent

Content robin dreamsofsloth the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf?? Scrum master: WTF, THIS WASN'T IN THE SPRINT Developer: That's how I roll

Oh no! The syntax error that haunts every programmer's nightmares! That exclamation mark before "yes" turned a heartfelt acceptance into a logical NOT operator. Instead of getting a girlfriend, this poor soul just received the boolean value "false" in return. The compiler of love has no mercy for missing spaces! This is why code reviews exist, people – relationships and programming languages both require precise syntax.