Fixed both of the ones posted here earlier

The eternal struggle between C++ developers and management in one perfect image. The developer is begging for static analysis tools while management responds with the programming equivalent of "thoughts and prayers." Because why fix bugs before they happen when you can just blame the dev team later? Static analysis would catch those memory leaks faster than management catches excuses for why the project is six months behind schedule. But sure, let's keep pretending that manually reviewing 500,000 lines of code is a viable strategy.

Fancy gaming chair for writing code? Irrelevant. The real debugging happens on the porcelain throne where all great epiphanies occur. Nothing solves a persistent bug like 20 minutes of bathroom contemplation. It's where your brain finally decides to cooperate and show you that missing semicolon you've been staring at for 3 hours. The toilet is where the real problem-solving happens—no IDE required, just pure uninterrupted thought and mild existential dread.

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Content When you find a fix that actually works so you delete every row to see what exactly fixed it but after deleting everything it still works INTERESTING.