Fixed both of the ones posted here earlier

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Content Harvey Green, Software Developer 2k upvotes by Elazar Leibovich, Bulat Bochkariov, Spencer Chan, Shreyas Panduranga, (more) Thank you for playing Wing Commander? C:Nuc1 This is from an anecdote by Ken Demarest, one of the original developers who worked on Wing Commander I on the PC... ... we were getting an exception from our EMM386 memory manager when we exited the game. We'd clear the screen and a single line would print out, something like "EMM386 Memory manager error. Blah blah blah." We had to ship ASAP. So I hex edited the error in the memory manager itself to read "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!" Written 21 Oct, 2012. 86,862 views.

Nothing says "I trust my code" like pushing straight to production at 4:16 AM. Why waste time with QA when your paying customers can find bugs for free? It's the ultimate efficiency hack—your users are basically unpaid interns with admin privileges. The best part? When everything inevitably crashes, you can just blame it on "unexpected user behavior" while frantically rolling back commits at 4:17 AM. Who needs sleep when you can have the adrenaline rush of watching your Slack notifications explode?

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Ah yes, the mythical "real programmer" – that elusive creature who apparently codes everything from scratch using nothing but pure brain power and cosmic vibes. Meanwhile, in reality, the rest of us mortals are over here frantically Googling syntax, copying from Stack Overflow, and begging AI to fix our broken code at 3 AM. The gatekeeping is strong with this one! Next thing you'll tell me "real programmers" only code on punchcards while standing barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways.

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