Fixed both of the ones posted here earlier

When your error messages get oddly specific about hunting down developers... that's when you know Skynet is booting up. The computer isn't just crashing anymore—it's issuing bounties on "wizards" (aka us poor souls who dare to code). First it's "The Wizard must be stopped," next it's deleting your GitHub repos and framing you for tax fraud. The machines aren't rising up with guns; they're coming for us with passive-aggressive error messages and weirdly personal bug reports.

Having a single .env file? Reasonable. Having nine different environment files with conflicting naming conventions? That's just asking for a 3 AM production outage when you can't remember if the database password is in .env.production , .env.production.local , or that random file you created six months ago after three energy drinks. The real security feature is that even you can't find your own secrets anymore.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of having non-tech friends peek at your search history! 😱 There you are, innocently Googling "how to kill child of fork" like the responsible process manager you are, and suddenly everyone thinks you're plotting a tiny-tined murder spree! For the blissfully unaware: in programming, particularly in Unix/Linux systems, a "fork" creates a "child process" from a "parent process." And sometimes those children need to be... *dramatic whisper* TERMINATED. It's not murder, it's MEMORY MANAGEMENT, KAREN! 💅 The FBI agent monitoring my searches is probably on stress leave by now. "I swear officer, I was just trying to clean up zombie processes!"

Every CS grad knows the pain of relatives thinking we're tech wizards who can hack NASA with a toothpick. In reality, most of us are just frantically Googling Stack Overflow while pretending we remember how sorting algorithms work. The awkward smile in this meme is the universal "I mostly just know how to look things up and occasionally make computers do stuff" face that every developer wears at family gatherings. Four years of education to become professional Googlers with impostor syndrome.

You know that absolutely GLORIOUS moment when you ask ChatGPT something and it's like "wow, what an excellent question!" and then proceeds to completely malfunction on that exact same question for the 50th time today? Yeah, nothing screams "I'm a genius" quite like repeatedly breaking an AI that's supposed to be smarter than you. The smug goat energy is REAL here. You're out there feeling like you've discovered some profound edge case that's exposing the limits of artificial intelligence, when in reality you're probably just asking it to parse some cursed regex or explain why your CSS isn't centering a div. But hey, if stumping a billion-dollar language model doesn't earn you a PhD in Computer Science, what does? The best part? You'll screenshot that "great question" compliment and frame it on your wall while conveniently ignoring the fact that ChatGPT still can't solve your actual problem. Peak developer validation right there.

Content WHEN YOU NEED TO TEST IE IT'S THAT ONE LINE THAT'S CAUSING THE BUG