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Content Working on new and exciting features and infrastructures Fixing bugs

Content When you finally have an idea on how to fix the bug.

Ah, the classic "C/C++ is dead" narrative that's been circulating since approximately the Jurassic period. This meme perfectly captures the eternal resilience of C/C++ despite countless obituaries written by trendy language evangelists. Every few years, some shiny new language comes along promising to be the "C++ killer" - yet there's C/C++, smugly posing next to its own grave, refusing to die. Meanwhile, critical infrastructure, operating systems, game engines, and performance-critical applications are still running on these supposedly "ancient" languages. The smirk says it all: "Nice try, Rust/Go/whatever... I've been declared dead more times than a soap opera villain, and I'm still powering the world while you're trying to figure out your package manager."

Content There is a division by zero bug in BusinessLogic.cp, line 75 Rewriting in Rust will fix all bugs

Looks like someone forgot to handle their price exceptions in production. That electronic shelf label is just screaming "null null" where a price should be - the digital equivalent of a store clerk throwing their hands up and saying "I have no freaking idea what this costs anymore." Even the database is feeling the economic crisis. Can't afford to store actual values these days, just pointers to nothing. Somewhere a backend developer is getting a frantic call while pretending they didn't see the Slack notification.

Content Zeke Smith any Yesterday at 1:34 PM probably however I cant diagnose it easily and its not just 1 bug its also confused the hell out of git wait wtf wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it just worked... WTF 1 did nothing obviously I am a genius and I know what fixed it 1 figured it out windows sucks literally caused by a windows filesystem issue