Deploy On Monday

Content christina zhu cszhu if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from closing 100 chrome tabs after solving an obscure programming bug, not from someone else 15:35 21 Feb. 20 Twitter Web App

Who needs romance when you've got abandoned projects, right? Nothing quite like the desperate midnight hunt through your GitHub graveyard looking for that one function you wrote 6 months ago. "I know I solved this exact problem before!" *frantically scrolls through 47 half-finished repos* The ultimate programmer relationship status: committed to nothing except finding that one piece of code you were "totally going to document later."

Content Me staring at my screen after the bug I fixed caused five other unrelated features to break ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Me looking at the bugs that my colleagues pointed out in my pull request

Content Junior dev watching senior dev copying the error message, pasting on Google, and opening the first StackOverflow link

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