De-bugging my code

You spent days optimizing that SQL query to absolute perfection. Indexes tweaked. JOINs restructured. Subqueries eliminated. You turned a 30-second nightmare into a 0.3-second dream. Your boss was impressed... for approximately 5 minutes. Now they're casually dropping phrases like "real-time dashboards" and "instant analytics" in meetings as if your database isn't already sweating bullets just handling the current load. They have no idea that "real-time" means your beautiful query needs to run every 2 seconds instead of once an hour. Congratulations, you've optimized yourself into a corner. Your reward for fixing the performance issue? A completely unreasonable new requirement that makes the original problem look trivial. The database gods are laughing at you right now.

Content The debugger Xcode has a built-in debugger. Unfortunately, a debugger doesn't actually get the bugs out of your programs; it just lets them crash in slow motion so you can get a better idea of what is wrong. Like a police detective, the debugger lets you dig through the evidence after the damage has been done, in order to find the scoundrel who did it.

Content When I get added to a PR with 15782 additions and 13658 deletions But it's just fixing the code I wrote last year ProgrammerHumor.id

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Content Your code gives error Oh it's just a syntax error at line 126 Your code doesn't have 126 lines imailip.com Panik Kalm Panik

Your IDE is like that overeager ensign who reports problems before you've even had a chance to finish typing. Create a variable, look away for half a second, and suddenly your editor's throwing red squiggly lines everywhere like there's a warp core breach. Listen, computer—I'm giving her all she's got. Some of us need more than 3 milliseconds between declaration and implementation.