De-bugging my code

The ultimate plot twist in software development: running git blame only to discover your own name next to that monstrosity of nested if-statements and magic numbers. Nothing quite matches the existential crisis of realizing that the "idiot" who wrote that incomprehensible code was actually you from two months ago—back when you were "just making it work" and promising yourself you'd refactor later. Spoiler alert: you never did. Future you is judging past you, and current you is questioning your entire career choice.

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Who needs proper containerization when you can just document your chaos? The eternal dev dilemma: learning Docker's intricate orchestration system OR just taking 23 screenshots of your working environment like some digital hoarder. Nothing says "I'll figure it out later" quite like a folder full of PNG evidence of that one time everything actually worked. Future you will surely decipher those cryptic terminal screenshots taken at 2AM!

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The horrified expression of the Senior Developer looking at the Junior Dev's code is priceless! That moment when you ask what's in their codebase and they casually reply "A smoothie" while sitting next to a monstrosity of deeply nested if statements is peak software engineering trauma. It's like opening someone's function and finding a 12-level deep conditional hell where each branch leads to another dimension of logic spaghetti. The Junior Dev has no idea they've created an eldritch horror that will summon the debugging gods at 2AM during production. Meanwhile, the ostrich perfectly represents the code review process - just stick your head in the sand and pretend you didn't see those 17 nested conditionals that could be replaced with a simple switch statement!

Content What is the printout of the following code? public class A private boolean x; private int n; public static void main (String args) A a new A () ; System.out.println ("x"a.x); System.out.printin ("n"a.n); ...This code does not compile. A closing brace is missing.