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The brutal honesty of career choices summed up in one confession. Started coding because it seemed cool, stayed because I'm too deep in the tech debt to escape now. That moment when you realize your GitHub commits are basically digital breadcrumbs leading to your slow descent into Stack Overflow dependency. Seven years and four frameworks later, still googling basic syntax and pretending it's normal. The only difference between junior and senior devs? Seniors know which errors to ignore.

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Content George Hotz realGeorg...: 112122 that's what Elon told me my job was, and I will try my hardest to do it. I have 12 weeks also trying to get rid of that nondismissable login pop up after you scroll a little bit ugh these things ruin the Internet Will ' PlayboysJo...: 112122 no way this dude come in and fixes twitters unusable broken search in a month while the thousands of people couldn't in years Show this thread 843 17 1,159 13.8K George Hotz realGeorgeHotz: 24m Resigned from Twitter today. Appreciate the opportunity, but didn't think there was any real impact I could make there. Besides, it was sad to see my GitHub withering. Back to coding! 1,258 contributions in the last year Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Learn how we count contributions 252 17 138 Less 1,496 000 More

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That sweet, sweet whisper of "0 warnings, 0 errors" from the compiler is basically foreplay for developers. The sheer ecstasy of code that compiles perfectly on the first try is so rare that when it happens, it literally gives us physical goosebumps. It's that magical moment when you've written 500 lines of code and somehow didn't mess up a single semicolon, bracket, or variable name. Pure. Developer. Bliss.