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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper shoutout to the absolute heroes out there still downvoting questions on Stack Overflow during coronavirus lockdown. Traduci il Tweet 12:51 24 mar 20 Twitter Web App 351 Retweet 3.259 Mi pace 17 Sander DeBoezelaere 24 mar In risposta a iamdevloper Closed: this topic is too vague, ambiguous and duplicate from one year ago by same user. twitter.comiamdevloperst... (r) I Am Devloper iamdevlo... 24 apr 19 ah, empty day ahead, what to do... fix issues in own life? nah, too hard downvote a 4 year old Stack Overflow question because it wasn't quite phrased correctly according to guidelines? game 9 2 17 96 or in

This meme perfectly captures the twisted psychology of every developer alive. Warning about a tornado? *Clicks OK without reading* Totally fine. But the moment we see the word "error" in red? Complete meltdown mode activated! We'll casually ignore 57 compiler warnings that could literally destroy our entire application, but one tiny error message and suddenly we're questioning our career choices. The duality of programmer: completely unphased by actual life-threatening alerts, utterly devastated by a syntax error. Priorities, am I right?

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The coding journey in one perfect image! Your code is basically a weird Frankenstein's monster stitched together from three different sources: some obscure blog post you found at 2 AM (the kangaroo), a GitHub repo you don't fully understand but somehow works (the wild dog), and the lifesaving snippets from Stack Overflow that actually make the whole thing run (the rat). The result? That strange hybrid creature at the bottom that shouldn't logically exist but somehow gets the job done during code review. Ship it anyway!

Content Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." 'We made a shooter game "Try out our new gamet "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : "Optimization? "Our game is 500GB. "Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because you, that's why."

Content 5 stages of game developer fixing a bug Me when someone tells me they found a bug in my game ProdrammerHumor.io "It's not a bug it's a feature." "Fine I will fix the damn bug." "I will never emotionallv recover fixing this bug." "The bug is fixed, but I have no idea how or wh"