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Content "I'm on the last bug" Reports Local Software Developer B McGraw February 20, 2022 - Articles Coding, Debugging, Humor, News, Software 20 Feb 2022 Atlanta, GA: According to a local software developer, there should only be one more bug in the code before everything's working perfectly. John Walters, the lead software developer on the software development has been fixing up a buggy code base for several months now. "I just got on this program after the last guy quit for a better job and was told to debug this dude's 3,000 line C program," John reported.

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Oh my gosh, this is the MOST ACCURATE THING EVER! 😂 That initial dopamine rush when you get a shiny new project idea - you're basically Tom from Tom & Jerry with arms raised in pure joy, ready to conquer the world! "THIS IS GONNA BE THE COOLEST APP EVER!!!" ...and then reality hits exactly 5 minutes after you start coding. Suddenly you're staring at your IDE like a shell-shocked cat, questioning all your life choices. "Wait, how do I even implement this? Why isn't this library working? WHAT IS THIS ERROR MESSAGE EVEN TRYING TO TELL ME?!" The eternal cycle of programmer enthusiasm vs. programmer despair. We never learn, do we? Yet we'll be excited about the next project idea tomorrow! 🙃

The classic corporate blame game in its natural habitat! The poor developer sits isolated in a tiny blue puddle while literally everyone else points accusatory fingers from their comfy yellow waters. Client wants features yesterday. Manager promised impossible timelines. PM failed to manage scope. VP needs to show quarterly progress. CTO wonders why "simple changes" take so long. QA found bugs you "should have caught." And CEO just points because... well, that's what executives do. Meanwhile, the dev's thinking: "I told you six months ago this deadline was unrealistic, but sure, let's pretend my warnings never happened."