SQL Explained

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OMG THE DRAMA OF SQL DEVELOPERS AND THEIR CAPS LOCK ADDICTION! 😱 These poor souls are literally SUFFERING PHYSICAL PAIN from writing their queries in ALL CAPS! Cracking knuckles! Neck strain! Leg cramps! And the ultimate villain? That treacherous Caps Lock key just sitting there, MOCKING THEM with its power! The keyboard equivalent of a siren song luring developers into a world where SELECT, FROM, and WHERE must be SCREAMED at the database for it to understand. Because apparently databases are HARD OF HEARING or something?! The SQL language doesn't even care about case sensitivity, yet here we are, DESTROYING OUR BODIES for the sake of tradition! The AUDACITY!

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