Shifting my Code to Cloud Containers

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Content Tell me the truth... 'm.. 'm ready to hear it. TECH CONFERENCES ARE 2 DAY LONG MARKETING CAMPAIGNS YOU ARE PAYING TO HEAR OH GOD. IT'S TRUE

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When your containers die but Kubernetes just keeps resurrecting them! 💀⚰️ The comic perfectly captures that feeling when you're trying to debug why your app is crashing, but Kubernetes is like that overprotective parent who won't let their child experience failure. "Is it dead? WHO KNOWS?!" Meanwhile, Kubernetes is frantically spawning replacements before you can even check the logs. Self-healing infrastructure is great until you're desperately trying to kill something that refuses to stay dead! It's like fighting zombies in a container graveyard!

Trading AWS for bare metal hosting like Hetzner is the tech equivalent of crying yourself to sleep at night... until you check your bank account. That moment when you realize managing your own servers is a royal pain, but the 80% cost savings makes you wipe those tears with cash. Nothing says "I've made questionable life choices" quite like SSH-ing into actual hardware at 3am, but hey, your CFO thinks you're a goddamn hero.

Content I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT FiRTINE TELLING 9-95-0. AND A LOT OF YAML I SEE YOU. ..ALONE. JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF YAML...