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Content : A human cell has 75MB of DNA information, a sperm cell has half of it 37.5MB, a milliliter of semen has 100 million sperm cells; on average, a ejaculation lasts 5 seconds and has 2.24 milliliters of semen That means a man is able to produce: (37.5MB x 100.000.000 x 2.25)5 1.687.500.000.000.000 bytessec 1,6875 Terabytessec; That means a ovule is able to recive a dDOS attack of 1,6 terabytes per second and only lets one package pass, making it THE BEST FIREWALL IN THE WORLD Bottom text

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