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Content Thread Emma Wedekind liked Katerina Borodina kathyra after 10 years of being a back-end girl I'm learning JS for the first time. wish me luck 12:10 AM 14 Jun 19 Twitter Web Client 1 Retweet 279 Likes 17 Katerina Borodina kathyra 23h what the fuck 13 17 4 69 ! V

Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

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Content 9:41 A I ON 3 92 38 last seen today at 9:19 am looked into React today to broaden my general design knowledge. Just wanted to get an idea of what I can ask of devs. First time I've done any coding for three years.. Jeez, even getting started was an assault course. OK, need a code editor - download Visual Studio Code. Advice is to then download multiple extensions to improve syntax. Next, apparently I need Yarn. But I first need Homebrew to install Yarn. Download and install homebrew. This takes a while. Install Yarn. Apple then tells me it needs to update xcode. I let it. OK, cool, we're cruising... So I want to view some components. Apparently now I need to install an NPM library, but first I need to download node. I continue typing things into terminal, the meaning of which, I know not. Nearly 45 minutes has passed by this point and I have no idea what I've just done. I'm at literally step one of a tutorial. I go for a run instead. 5:16 pm V haha! fee like a screenshot of that message would get a lot of upvotes on r programmerhumor 5:18 pm Type a message

Content Bae: Come over Dijkstra: Can't, l'm busy Bae: I'm home alone... Diikstra: Dijkstra's algorithm XA Not to be confused with Dykstra's projection algorithm. Dijkstra's algorithm (or Dijkstra's Shortest Path First algorithm, SPF algorithm)(1) is an algorithm for finding the shortest paths between nodes in a graph, which may represent, for example, road networks. It was conceived by computer scientist Edger W. Dijkstra in 1956 and published three years later. (21(3)14 Dijkstra's algorithm (6 10 Out