Meme Imade While On Cppwtandup Talking About Other Languages

compiler language rust

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I'LL protect you until you're ready COMPILER I'LL keep you warm until you're ready RUST COMPILER I'll carry you until you're ready INTERPRETER fly, bitch COMPILER TO THESQUARECOMICS

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