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Oh, the classic "JAVA as an acronym" meme with our dancing hot dog friend! This is what happens when you've been compiling the same legacy codebase since Java 1.4. The desperate cry of "Just help me please I've been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years and I'm slowly deteriorating" hits harder than a NullPointerException on production. The Pokémon screaming "AAAAAAA" at the bottom is basically every Java developer when they see yet another AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean in their codebase. Enterprise Java: where your soul and your variable names both get unnecessarily long!

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Content Elon Musk © [X) Subscribe @elonmusk According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE! Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 8€ Age Range Count 0-9 10-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50-59 60-69 70-79 80-89 90-99 100-109 110-119 120-129 130-139 140-149 150-159 160-169 170-179 38,825,456 44,326,480 47,995,478 52,106,915 47,626,581 45,740,805 46,381,281 33,404,412 15,165,127 6,054,154 4,734,407 3,627,007 3,472,849 3,936,311 3,542,044 1,345,083 121,807 6,087

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Content Hey what's this code? PythonScript? Yeah It's PythonScript, a new programming language I've created So it must be based on Python? Yeah! Well, not really... OK, so it's a totally different language which has nothing to do with Python but you named it PythonScript to add to general levels confusion in the web community? Exactly PythonScript is like Python in the same way that JavaScript is like Javo! CommitStrip.com