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Content 3:19 Skill Requirements: ava Spring SOL JavaScript ECMAScript One of React or Angular Ajax Fetch Promises HTML 5 CSS 3, CSS 4 ison XML Git Linux CLI tools Qualification Pluses: Experience with SAP Commerce Cloud (Hvbris) Experience with Atlassian toolset Jira, Confluence, BitBucket, Bamboo) Experience working with high-volume websites, preferably e-commerce, consumer-facing in a multi- channelmulti-brand environment. Experience with native mobile applications Experience with Oracle database and PLSOL Experience with Tomcat application engine Experience with bash scripting Experience with Dynatrace Experience with nqinx Experience with Node.is Experience with ReactS Experience with Angular Experience with Mustache Experience with SASS, Less Apply Now Experience with babel

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

Content PhOWORk Kurt Theyel 3rd Experienced Data Engineer and ... 11h Edited Follow Just saw this requirement in a Lead Data Engineer job posting "Required: 12 years of experience with Snowflake, dbt, Airflow, and Python." Herein lies the problem with this requirement: Snowflake public launch date October 2014 (9.25 years ago) Airflow public launch date June 2015 (8.5 years ago) dbt public launch date March 2016 (7.75 years ago) 1 wish I could say this is an anomaly; however, I have seen countless job postings requiring 10 or more years of experience in these technologies. The only people who might be qualified for these jobs are the creators of the technologies themselves. hmm dataengineering

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