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Content Great. This works for me. Didn't know I had to convert the string to a datetime object first. Aug 10, 2015 at 22:00 IF - You would have found that out if you had Googled "python datetime" - I highly recommend doing some searches before asking a question so you can get an idea of where to go. Rug 10, 2015 at 22:02

Content Is this your new code? Yes So you need to make a new branch? Yes That makes sense And commit to that branch before vou push git push master - - force So where is your merge request?

That moment when your code throws 47 NullPointerExceptions simultaneously and you question your entire career choice. The girl in the library isn't crying over a breakup—she's debugging Java. The silent breakdown, followed by the resigned "let's try again" is basically the official developer lifecycle. We don't call it Stockholm syndrome, we call it "enterprise development."

Someone took "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and turned it into a database admin's Christmas carol. The lyrics perfectly map SQL operations to the original song: making a database (making a list), sorting twice (checking it twice), and the WHERE clause filtering for good behavior. The real genius here is "SQL Clause" instead of "Santa Claus" – it's the kind of dad joke that makes you groan and chuckle simultaneously. Props to whoever printed this on what appears to be toilet paper, because that's exactly where most of our SQL queries deserve to end up after the third JOIN goes wrong. Fun fact: The ORDER BY clause actually has to process the entire result set before returning anything, which is why sorting twice would genuinely make Santa's database performance absolutely terrible. Maybe that's why some kids don't get presents – query timeout.

Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Learning JavaScript is like looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane. 10:06 AM Jul 21, 2020 Twitter Web App 12 Retweets and comments 118 Likes 1

Content STOP DOING MULTITHREADING PROGRAMMING WAS NOT MEANT TO BE SIMULTANEOUS YEARS OF CODING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing things OUT OF ORDER Wanted to wait before doing something? We had a tool for that: It was called "DOING IT LATER" "Yes please give me await of something. Please give me Promise of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what AAA game devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the DEVTOOLS IDES we built for them (This is REAL code, done by REAL programmers if keepGoing: func playCutscene (cutlame : Stri rundialog(cut else: yield value; value 1; playcut sceneAsync (cutName) ; await runDial func playcutsceneAsync (cutName ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like LATER apples please" imghip.com They have played us for absolute fools